Bogus Slogan Poster #44 - Inside View

Caraways - named after the narrator in The Great Gatsby, was the New York, Long Island, dream night club operation of Barney "East Frisco" Gierkes. Gierkes was hoping to combine his passions for 1850's Western Plains design and 1930's art deco trim. His choice for the color background of the wallpaper was a light red.

Located in the famed "village" of Riverhead, Gierkes believed his night club was destined for success. Opening night was well advertised through out the boroughs. When only fifteen people walked through the door ( six left immediately), he was not discouraged. He thought that the business would soon pick up. Two months later, boarded up, Caraways began its dark time.

Eight years later, Janet Whalely, bought the remains, kept all the fixtures, put sawdust on the floor, advertised steak dinners, and closed in eleven months.

Current owner, Blade Ting, came along a dozen years later - moved all the offices and storage into a new second floor, made the ground floor one large dancing area serviced by three bars, including the famous central "Circle Bar" with its spiral staircase - kept the Western Art Deco motif and began to make money. Capacity is 1350, which is sometimes inadvertently exceeded during Bogus Slogan concerts.

Bogus Slogan American Tour 2006
Closing Date


Bring your best music attitude. Bogus Slogan closes their run through America this September 17th. Come to Chrome Valley, California to spend the beginning of Fall without sleep. Hear songs from the Band's beginning days. Unreleased bootleg favorites. And all of the latest hits.

Opening acts Gooey Chunks (of Love); Inside Decay; Part Time Rain will play extended sets. Bogus Slogan is scheduled for the stage at 10pm. Last year, the closing number, "I'm Not Impressed," clocked out at 4:08am. So get your nap in.



The El Dorado Amplitheater is an historic relic of the California gold rush. A natural earth formation, Bogus Slogan will bring in the infrastructure of a small town and uses the open air setting to say farewell to the tour.

Bring your own foods and drinks - On site food services will close at midnight. Bring blankets and warm clothing as temperatures will lower to the 40's.

Bogus Slogan Poster #43 - Inside View


Normally, Bogus Slogan uses the Vertex World Crime League as their concert promoters. The VWCL rarely seeks public recognition - in fact, the harder it is to find them, the better.

When the Crime League is unavailable, the Band is not adverse to using local promoters who are willing to use bonds and escrow accounts to verify the flow of monies. They'll be glad to trust you after proper compensation and all the bills have been paid. Bogus Slogan wants even the little guy who stands the concession in the bathroom to get his minimum wage.

Incomplete and Understated Productions of Laguna Beach, California were two surfers who thought Bogus Slogan were the best band in the world. They were determined to get them to play their home town. The Canon Amplitheatre is at the back of the city. No ocean view, rather, the smell of native California sagebrush is predominant. This was the city's first rock and roll concert since the late 60's and the whole town wanted the event held in a neighboring town.

But with art grants, bonds and maybe some compromising pictures, the boys got their concert, with one proviso - Acoustic only - A warm winter night, a thousand good friends, and the coyotes as backup singers.

Here's to our music heroes, Charlie Parker (Bird Lives), Eric Clapton (Clapton is God), Jimi Hendrix (Hendrix Forever), Duke Ellington (Nothing but the Duke)... They make the prettiest graffiti.

Linear Style
The Alternative Skirt Compilation


MixTapes.

Every proliferation needs a niche.

If you need a distraction for about 30 minutes - walking the dog, catching up on the cardio, taking a nap, escaping the disappointment of an inept socio-political world; then Linear Style is for you, Baby!

Music sharing at its best. Click on the Poster Image and enter DJ MumbleHand's pre-programmed world of Music. Nothin' but the hits. Hit after hit after hit. No time to reflect on your soul.

Hear music you might have missed.™

Photos: SP "Bull Ring" Rail Yard • Los Angeles, CA

In the early 1990's, I spent a few months photographing the final train movements on the ATSF Pasadena Subdivision. The route was a secondary line from San Bernadino into Los Angeles. Because it ran at grade level through fully developed land, running the line became more and more difficult. Speeds through Highland Park were down to 20 mph. It is now an electric line for passenger light rail (Pacific Electric revisited).

One of my favorite locations was the N. Broadway bridge which overlooked the LA river rail bridge. When no trains were coming, I looked around for other interesting shots. The above photo is of the Southern Pacific "Bull Ring" rail yard. The rail yard was the first to serve the incoming railroads. In the background is downtown LA. The building with the spire, all by itself on the left, is City Hall. Some day this area will be filled in. An NFL stadium has been suggested.

Bogus Slogan Poster #42 - Inside View

Since everyone has a dream of being rich and famous and popular and desired and... well, insert everbody's want list here. If you can make it in New York or Los Angeles, you can... well, now you can make it from anywhere, but keeping it... well...

But where else can you find the Whiskey-a-Go-Go? Only in beloved Hollywood(land). The home of all dreams. Most people have to come here to begin. Bogus Slogan started from the motherland. All five members grew up in between the oil wells, orange groves and bean fields; listening to the white interpretations of black R&B, backtracking to the originals and then succumbing to the inevitable Beatles.

Yet Southern California had surf and sand. All year long, every year. Add cars and girls, maybe that's why Cali is the home of all dreams.

From the poster, take Vine Street North, to the Hollywood foothills, turn left on Sunset Boulevard, cruise about 2 miles, park and pay the admission fee - Bogus Slogan is playing two shows nightly, Thursday June 20 thru Saturday the 22nd. Get there early, don't miss the opening act, The Topless Vixens. Oh yeah...

Abstracts: Zero Baseline (1) (2004)






Bright Flower Fishes,
And Round Marble Butterflies,
Nature's Abundance.

Bogus Slogan Poster #41 - Inside View


Since humans are independent souls with free will, how can you deny the desire of men to dress in drag. And with the new found popularity of body art, no tattoo is out of place. Makeup and glitter - sure, why not.

Our two "ladies" are from a photograph by Justin Lundgren's Greetings from New Orleans web site. GfNO is a postcard project that showcases the vibrancy of the city of New Orleans and Mardi Gras. "Queen for a Day," brings us a 'Laurel and Hardy' pair who are delighted to be out and about in the latest Spring fashions.*


Bogus Slogan looks forward to playing the 'Big Easy.' Nearly every American tour of the Band includes a stop in the greater New Orleans area. The 2006 concert tour played a small club bar, Pale's Cosmopolitan, in the downtown district.

The Original Music Hall concert was a SRO BYOB bruiser. 750 people in a 475 space. No one got out alive.


*Is not that white fan with peacock feathers to die for?

Washes: Homemade Crumble (2004)



Putting texture onto a two dimentional canvas means the surface needs to be prepared with the peaks and valleys of a neutral base coat. Layer one shows this result.

Layer two brings the first groupings of color. Soft blues recall a morning sky or possibly the gingham dress of a young child. Layer three refines the color alignments, raising the composition toward its last level.

As completed, Homemade Crumble uses red as a defining marker - Letting the viewer sense the floating nature of color over color.



Homemade Crumble (2004)

SysOps Notice 2006.08.01

If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

People always ask me what are my musical influences are. Where do I come up with all those wacky songs. Do I really hear those sounds in my head. These are not stupid questions. I ask them myself. I could print a list of my music collection, but since nearly everything I have is a commercial release, it is not like I have a private source of inspiration.

For the impatient out there, start with " I Feel Fine" (the Beatles) (1964). Obviously, nearly everything they released is a classic - but try to imagine hearing them in real time - comparable to following the career of a current favorite band of yours. But in that era, there is no advance information or leaked mp3s on music blogs. It is just one day a real disc jockey says he has the new single from the Beatles.

I'll keep the analysis short, but... I am mesmerized by Ringo Starr's performance on the drums. In the verses, he plays a fast tempo "surf" beat, but the ride cymbal stickwork is a latin jazz overlay. Incredible. The choruses are a straight 4 beat, which gives the song a schizophrenic propulsion. The song's apex is after the stop time middle solo where Starr starts up the song with a percussive flam using the snare over the bass drum. More incredible.

Trying to keep it short- Simple, infectious, sophisticated, optimistic, original. A 2:18 minute pop gem. Oh yeah - even today, the feedback opening is way cool. And Harrison's clear guitar, McCartney's "tuba" bass figures, Lennon's vocal joy...

Then go to "Gonna Send You Back to Walker" (the Animals) (1964). GSYBtW is a cynical up tempo blues, that was released as a single, but was not a public hit. Eric Burdon's vocal distain rides over Alan Price's prototype garage organ and Hilton Valentine's sparse, treble thin, guitar fills.

As much as the Beatles were feeling fine, the Animals are disappointed that their women can not remain faithful. Here in two songs, are the opposites of life, and the diversity that recorded sound provide us. The Animals continue with nearly a dozen more popular hits, but musical differences break the band apart in 1967. Reforming the Animals with new members, Eric Burdon, embraces the Psychedelic sound of the late 60's.

Bogus Slogan Poster #40 - Inside View

From the same first national tour as BS Poster #39, poster #40 promoted the Band's appearance before the mayhem of 1,350 college students at the infamous Darmouth University Annex. Experiencing individual freedom for the first time - old enough to convince others to get into mutual trouble - well, even Bogus Slogan was learning about life on the road.

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To get the Band on the road, Mason Kimmers (vocals, guitar), had found an old 1930"s big band touring bus. The mileage meter displayed 831,233.4. Everyone figured that this was, at least, the dial's second time around. Up on blocks, with shredded rubber for tires, a thick coast of dust through out the interior (a victim of too many Santa Ana winds); the prospects were not looking good until the band met mechanic deluxe Nicky "Va-Voom" Konopolis.

Also know as "Kono," he had wandered backstage after a local club gig, raving about minor 9ths against walking bass lines supporting the octatonic scale. Somebody started him with a beer and for the next 30 minutes he ruminated on music theory, comparing the turn of the century classical avant-garde with the middle Musique Concrète period.

When he finally glanced down at his empty beer bottle with a look of dismay, Kimmer, with omniscience from outer space, asked Kono if he knew how to fix a bus.

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Rancho Lobotomy Estates • Dr. Science • Highway 8 • Blondie
POPWORKS 5a     (mp3) (60MB) (51m) (1985)

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POPWORKS 5b     (mp3) (61MB) (51m) (1985)

REMEMBER: definitely ABSTRACT FIDELITY
LINK is good for at least 30 days

Bogus Slogan Live Studio Recording Party






On September 1st, Bogus Slogan, will invite, 50 fans to a live studio recording party. Deuce|Seven Sound of Benneal, Pennsylvania will open their doors to famed Studio 11 & Bogus Slogan will set up shop in the "Big Room."


A lucky fan will pick a random set list from a prior tour stop. With professional grade microphones transfering the performance to a multi-track digital recorder, the Band will perform that show and anything else that comes to mind. Deuce|Seven Sound's top recording engineer, Ehrich "Dead Center" Littleton, has agreed to mix a 5-1 surround sound master. Each attending fan will get their own autographed, MyteeFine Super Bit™ CD as a souvenier.


Access to the Web site for entering your name can be found in the liner notes from Bogus Slogan's latest release, "A Little Heart." You did buy the album? Hey, you've got to be a fan!

Bogus Slogan Poster #39 - Inside View

For New Year's Eve, Bogus Slogan always comes out to play. Even if vacations, legal proceedings, or grudges seem to prevent a possible performance, the group spends the cash to get the private jets to bring them to and fro.

When the new year turns, Bogus Slogan is rarely on stage. This tradition stems from the first new year's eve concert where drummer, Benjamin Owen's car broke down in Baker, California. The short story is that the helicopter pilot and his wife were invited to the after party at Jumbo's Clown Room. Also Tige, Bones, Cryst, Bot of the Drifting Disciples Motorcycle Club, San Pedro, CA were invited. Owen made the club about 12:20am. A new tradition.

In 2000, Bogus Slogan returned to the Sand Bar Pavilion, the original crime scene. BS on stage - 12:17am.

Pacific Trust Collection Art Lottery Winners




The Pacific Trust Collection Art Lottery within a lottery is Final!

Five pieces of art from the Ninety-Seventh American Natural Objects Competition sponsored by the Pacific Trust Collection of Laguna Beach have been given to five lucky lottery winners.

The Art Pieces and their new owners are:

1.  J. Kipper:           CHILDREN AMONG RED FLOWERS (2006)     Oil   28" x 16"
Karoline Karotsky     Coral Prarie, Ohio
2.  Rondal Garcia:   CHARGING UP SAN JUAN HILL (2003)    Bronze   46" x 18"
Randy Kline     Chamber, Pennsylvania
3.  Maggie Klein:      BOWL WITH GRAPES & ORANGES (2005)    Watercolour   18" x 14"
Marion Patterson     Pine Needles, California
4.  Presten Jamis:   ADOBE AT SAN GABRIEL (2005)    Acrylic   30" x 20"
Theodore Botley     West Upon Kent, England
5.  Tilley Frame:      RR BRIDGE AT MORSEVILLE (2006)    Oil   14" x 9"
Martin Fells     New Fullerton, California

Drawing for the selection of the five art pieces was film star, Torsen Fleur, who will be starring in BattleRocks Films' motion picture "Broken Sand," releasing this Fall. These winners stood on special display at the CityView Gallery in the Capitol Building in downtown Laguna Beach. Stacko Record's Mellow Chord Robinson, whose new EP "Can't Hold Back the Funk," is available now by worldwide digital download, selected the new owners of the art by random draw. The winners have been invited to come and take their prizes home.

The Pacific Trust Collection of Laguna Beach and the Laguna Beach CityView Gallery thank everyone for contributing to the fun.

Bogus Slogan Poster #38 - Inside View

In the early days of Bogus Slogan, attention and interest in the band was hard to come by. Groups like the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Beach Boys... were what the record buying public knew. Not a bad thing, but if you are trying to make a fortune as a rock band, those guys are in the way.

BS guitarist, Robert Soelberg, was well known in industry circles for his production and engineering skills. And his foray into the world of performance Rock n' Roll, with Bogus Slogan was beloved in the local clubs and theaters of Southern California, but as a national or international presence, they were unknown. So to sell the group to concert promoters, 'Screamin' Benny Bob ("BB") Taylor, BS's first "manager," used Soelberg's name as "leader" of the Band on many of the promotions.

This week's poster, "Faith is Universal," is from the first national tour in support of the Band's first long player, "We Gotta Go!" The initial single, "Playing with the Kitty," was breaking big and the tour was being booked as the group was doing the first dates outside California.

Some times, violence is necessary to convert the uninitiated music lover into Bogus Slogan fans. Toshiro Mifune, actor swordsman extraordinaire, expresses this motivation superbly. 125 posters were printed for the Boulder, Colorado concert. Only three have been authenticated. If you live around Boulder, check your parent's closet. Make your own fortune.

Expressions: Complete Waste of Fame (2004)

Complete Waste of Fame (2004)

Since watercolors are not known for their precision, Complete Waste of Fame (2004) starts with the paper washed and rewashed in a shapeless multi-color frenzy. Layer one screens a packet of lines that will later be "hidden" but currently is set out to segmentize the background.



Layers two and three increase the number of graphic elements - from which an epic battle for style is released - bringing a chaotic fullness before the viewer. Slowly, some of the fame is being absorbed into the canvas backing.

Bogus Slogan Poster #37 - Inside View

Trying to get a successful music festival off the ground is guaranteed to stress the founders. South by Southwest and Lilith Fair are incredible success stories, but Snugglefest was a fully implemented disaster. Bogus Slogan, always looking for new revenue streams, hooked into Snugglefest from the beginning. Based on the original founder's promises, Bogus Slogan had fellow band friends, The Fragging Dolls and SpiffyKick sign up as headliners for the Friday and Saturday programs. Each cut their usual appearance fee by 60% to help get the show into profitability.

The disaster began to bloom when in August, a month before the festival, legal notice from the state of Virginia was received in the management offices of all three bands, indicating that the construction, entertainment, controlled beverages and public assembly permits that were applied for had been denied. The next day, a similar letter from the city arrived. When a Federal notice of Non-Compliance came, everyone thought the gig was dead.

Phone calls to the founders became a massive double talk conspiracy. Everyone was told that "adjustments" had been made and all the permits were issued. Calls to the various government agencies to confirm typically ended with the bureaucrat saying "We don't care." And then hanging up the phone.

Bogus Slogan never got to play the Hard Chine Tavern. Six hours after the festival's "start," the founders were located at Norfolk International Airport with first class tickets to Valparaiso, Chile. After serving 3 years for fraud, the promoters disappeared into the heart of Europe.

Bogus Slogan Meet & Greet
Club, Concert & Backstage Party



Bogus Slogan, American Tour 2006, rolls through the mid-west in August. Get VIP status to meet, greet, listen and party with the Band. Arrangements have been finalized for the August Meet & Greet in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Insiders will get to meet and greet the band at the Vortex Palace Club. Cocktails, dinner and an accoustic club concert follow.

Then by limo, to the Table Mt. Stadium concert, with headliners Bogus Slogan and supporting acts "Upper 40," "the Reduced Flow" and "QuasiTension." A post concert champagne backstage party concludes the festivities. A box of Bogus Slogan swag will seal the deal. Tickets are limited for each VIP Meet & Greet. Get inside now!

Bogus Slogan Poster #36 - Inside View

The Desoto Point Arena poster's back image of a relaxed afternoon, hanging out at the general store, displays some of our bad human habits: burnable fossil fuels, cigarettes, and processed sugar soda drinks. Maybe one should be more worried about the porch's foundation, the add-on stair steps and the exposed wire lighting. Today's building codes would strip mall this picture into oblivion. And hanging out (loitering) is no longer an option unless you have paid, in advance, for permission.

KoKo Cola Commodiities Syndicate (no relation to CocaCola, Inc.) organized and promoted this concert after learning of the Netherlands Constitutional Monarchy suggesting a branding program to provide for all its citizens their own service number.

This concert's admission fee was used as a symbolic message of protest. Since we the people are the government - we must protest against our own anonymous dehumanizing polices for making legislation for the authorization of the numbering of our citizens. Bogus Slogan is a 'for our profit' rock 'n' roll group, this symbolic protest fee paid for the new playroom in the Band's recording studio.

Because, Bogus Slogan only visits the South, they bring as much music as they can. And because their's is not a native sound, they hired Kentucky's "The Joyless Future" as support for the tour's Southern turn. The Vicksburg arena show was a sellout. The concert gross was sufficient to garner 4th spot in Billboard's "Boxscore" column. BS sends a thank you to all those who attended.